O novo malabarismo ...
Senhorrrrrrras e senhorrrrrrres, estimadas crrrrrrriancinhas, carrrrrrrríssimos espectadorrrrrrrrrrrres:
... depois da prrrrrrrrrromessa de criação de 150.000 novos postos de trrrrrrrrrrrrabalho - cuja "aparrrrrrrrrrição" (só mesmo por "aparrrrrrrrrrição" ...) se continua a aguarrrrrrrrrrrrrrdar;
... depois do anúncio de um mirrrrrrrrrrrífico "choque tecnológico" - de que se aguarrrrrrrrrrrrdam ainda os efeitos;
... depois de uma constante prrrrrrrrrrropagande e de "mil e uma" iniciativas geniais e verrrrrrrrrrrrrdadeiramente supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
... o goverrrrrrrrno tem o prrrrrrrrazer de anunciarrrrrrrrrrrrr, no segumento do seu grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrandioso espectááááááááááááááááááááááculo, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- "flexi-segurança"!!!!!!!
Palmas para ela............... !!!!!!!!!! .............................. um momento ................... um momentito, por favorrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
... inforrrrrrmam-me agorrrrrra dos bastidorrrrrres que .................................. afinal não se trrrrrrrrrrrrata da "flexi-segurança"............................. perrrrrrrrrrrrrdão ..................................... sim ....................... sim ...................... confirrrrrrrrrrrrma-se .......................... é mesmo a "flexi-segurança" mas "à portuguesa" ......................
...... mais palmas, por favorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........